Clean, Shaven. and aliens.

i woke up because i thought i heard baron bark.  i sat in bed for a few minutes, listening.  when i finally got brave, i got up.  using my cell phone as a flash light, i walked out of the bedroom to get a drink of water, and mostly to make sure no one was in the house.  i don't have a clue what i would have done if someone had been in the house.  (you see, i'm not that smart.)
anyway, i got a drink of water, walked through the house, and went back to bed.  but i couldn't go back to sleep.  i started playing on the internet with my phone.  an hour and a half later i put the phone down and tried to go to sleep but i couldn't.  i looked toward the window and saw an orange light in the backyard.  i'd never seen an orange light out there before but i was afraid to go look out the window to see what it was.  i kept looking over at the window to make sure the light didn't move.  don't know what i would've done if it had moved.  and then i was reminded of this movie i watched one time when i was a kid.  it was about alien abductions. 
this woman saw flashing lights out of her window at night and went to look out the window to see what it was.  there was an ambulance and some men were out there.  one of the men looked up and saw her in the window.  they turned out to be aliens instead of men, and they abducted her.  she was returned to her house several months later.
i've always been excited about aliens and the x files and stuff, but honestly, it freaks me out.  ever since i saw that movie i've been afraid of being stolen by aliens.  right...as if the aliens could single me out from all the people on earth.  i'm not saying that i believe aliens exist.  it's hard to imagine that they're real, but also it's hard to think that in this whole universe, earth has the only living beings.
i looked out the window again, and of course the orange light hadn't moved.  i just wished i could figure out what it was without going to look out the window and be seen by the aliens.
and then i started thinking about a movie we watched just the other day.  Clean, Shaven.  it was weird and sad, but i liked it.
i finally fell asleep about 3 1/2 hours after i thought i heard the dog bark.